thatfunnyblog:

Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.

thatfunnyblog:

Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

automatically:

thank god i’m not a cow

Track Title: Cool Kids

Artist: Echosmith

Cool Kids - Echosmith
Best song I’ve heard in a long time omg. 

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese