ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor

embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID
I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID

I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
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sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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shrinkingcourt:

Every time I do a new progress shot my mind gets blown all over again. Can’t believe how far I have some.  I still find it hard to believe that I was that first girl but photos don’t lie! 43 kilos difference between the two and I’m not done yet.  Before 132.5 kgs. During 89.7 kgs.
Big things happening with to 10 week challenge I’ve signed up for at my gym including morning HIIT and tightening up my diet.  Feeling so good!  Fitness test tomorrow. Scared but excited!

shrinkingcourt:

Every time I do a new progress shot my mind gets blown all over again. Can’t believe how far I have some.  I still find it hard to believe that I was that first girl but photos don’t lie! 43 kilos difference between the two and I’m not done yet.  Before 132.5 kgs. During 89.7 kgs.

Big things happening with to 10 week challenge I’ve signed up for at my gym including morning HIIT and tightening up my diet.  Feeling so good!  Fitness test tomorrow. Scared but excited!